Replace Your Traditional Yule Log with Vader’s Corpse
Star Wars mania is in full effect, which is sure to leave an indelible mark on the holiday season. Under the reigns of the Disney Corporation, The Force Awakens merchandise has flooded stores nationwide, certain to appear wrapped under countless trees in time for Christmas. While it might be overwhelming to some, hardcore fans are relishing every minute of it.
In addition to toys, You Tube subscriber BenjaminApple has put together a little something extra for fans of all things Force-related: A variation of the traditional televised Yule Log. For years, those without a fireplace of their own have been able to tune-in to a virtual blaze, usually on a basic cable channel, for some of that warm winter ambiance.
This year, fanatics can choose instead to bask in the orange glow of an immolating Jedi with the Darth Vader Yule Log: Five solid hours of Anakin Skywalker’s Endorian funeral pyre. Let the invigorating crackle of burning flesh and melting machinery be the soundtrack for your Christmas morning! Because nothing says “Happy Holiday’s” quite like a fiery corpse!
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