Idiot Hookers REJOICE! FOX Unveils Its’ New SCREAM QUEENS Promo and It’s EVERYTHING.

What better a thing to wake up to than a fresh new promo from FOX’s hit horror comedy SCREAM QUEENS.

Now, I’ve explained before how passionate I am about the impeccable Jamie Lee Curtis- captained luxury cruise liner that is SCREAM QUEENS; so even though the promo is only about 15 seconds long, it’s kind a big deal.

In a post by, we again learn that Season Two sees the Chanels and Dean Cathy Munsch working in a medical facility exclusively reserved for the most “challenging” of medical cases. And this terrible trio of wannabe medical students are there to administer some razor sharp TLC.

The new promo released by FOX sees Emma Roberts, Abigail Breslin, and Billie Lourd in some remarkably couture nurse ensembles strutting down the brightly lit, sterile hospital hallway like it’s their personal runway.

And we wouldn’t want it any other way.

At Comic-Con last week, Emma Roberts said that the Chanels, newly released from prison, are “trying to remain glamorous despite the fact that they’re broke and have to work.” This season promises to bring plenty of new faces into the mix; among the lucky few joining the fun are John Stamos, Cecily Strong, Colton Haynes, James Earl, and Taylor Lautner. We’ll also see returnees Curtis, Lea Michele, Keke Palmer, Niecy Nash, and Glen Powell on the SCREAM QUEENS screen.

Season Two of SCREAM QUEENS, from creators/Executive Producers Ian Brennan, Brad Falchuk, and Ryan Murphy, premieres September 20th on FOX.

Until then, we’ll be sharpening our knives and trying our best to fit into that oh-so- trendy Size 00 Givency silk number that’s been taunting us from the closet.

That cotton ball diet works, folks; just make sure you lubricate them with some dipping sauce.


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