The Merc with the mouth is sending everyone in the world a big thank you for making the sequel such a giant hit. He’s doing it by turning the franchise into an 80’s sitcom. Think Golden Girls meets Blossom. Watch and enjoy the slappy happy gang.
After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor – finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover.